"Life Is A Great Gift - Wrap it in a Seatbelt for Safe Keeping"
"'You booze, you cruise, you lose'"
"'If you must drink and drive, drink Water'"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"What's the difference between a kid falling off the 8th floor balcony or being in a crash with no seat-belt? Nothing."