"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"'Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways'"
"'Drink and drive, the Police will show you some new bars'"
"Look For Motorcycles, Then Look Again"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"