"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"

"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"

"Life Is A Great Gift - Wrap it in a Seatbelt for Safe Keeping"

"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"

"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"