"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"
"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"