"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"Seat Belts are a Necessity - Not an Accessory"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"Dress For The Slide, Not The Ride"