"It’s not safe to use a device when stopped at traffic lights; Uni of Utah researchers say that drivers take up to 27 seconds to regain full attention after sending a text."
"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"
"In the event of a car crash, booster seats reduces the risk of injury by 59%."