"'The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry' "
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"Dress For The Slide, Not The Ride"
"Global Road Crashes Kill More Than 1.35 Million People Annually"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"