"'The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry' "
"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"
"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"'Drink and drive, the Police will show you some new bars'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"