"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"Accessorise - Wear Your Seatbelt"
"Driving 5km/h above the speed limit in a 60km/h zone has the same level of casualty risk as driving at the New Zealand drink-driving limit (blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 50 mg/100 ml)."
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"