"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"
"The top three distractions while driving mentioned by respondents were children, people outside the car, and passengers"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"