"Look For Motorcycles, Then Look Again"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"Drinking & Driving Will Cost You More Than Your Licence"