"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"
"'The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry' "
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"Driving while texting is just as dangerous as driving drunk."