"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"Drinking & Driving Will Cost You More Than Your Licence"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"The R4E MC Course was insightful, practical and taught me a great deal of things"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"