"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"The average age of a car in New Zealand is 14.5 years, one of the oldest in the OECD."
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"
"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"
"Texting While Driving.....Go Together Like.....Asphalt And Flesh"