"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"
"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"It’s not safe to use a device when stopped at traffic lights; Uni of Utah researchers say that drivers take up to 27 seconds to regain full attention after sending a text."
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"