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"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"'A designated driver helps you party another day'"
"'The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry' "
"'You booze, you cruise, you lose'"