"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"Texting While Driving.....Go Together Like.....Asphalt And Flesh"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"The average age of a car in New Zealand is 14.5 years, one of the oldest in the OECD."
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"