"'Drink and drive, the Police will show you some new bars'"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"'Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts'"