"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"The average age of a car in New Zealand is 14.5 years, one of the oldest in the OECD."
"'Drink and drive, the Police will show you some new bars'"
"'Drive now. Text later'"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"