"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"It’s not safe to use a device when stopped at traffic lights; Uni of Utah researchers say that drivers take up to 27 seconds to regain full attention after sending a text."
"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Through Nettles"