"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"Accessorise - Wear Your Seatbelt"
"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"