"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"
"In a crash, bicycle helmets reduce the risk of severe brain injury as much as 74%."
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."