"Ride To The Conditions"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"'Texting while driving increases the risk of a crash 23.2 times over unimpaired driving'"