"'Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list'"
"Fatally injured unrestrained vehicle occupants 2011-2016 - 80% between 6am & 8pm"
"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"'Driving hammered will get you nailed'"
"'A designated driver helps you party another day'"