"What's the difference between a kid falling off the 8th floor balcony or being in a crash with no seat-belt? Nothing."
"'If you want to stay married, divorce speed'"
"'The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry' "
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Running Naked Thru Poison Oak"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"