"'Drive now. Text later'"
"'The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road'"
"Driving 5km/h above the speed limit in a 60km/h zone has the same level of casualty risk as driving at the New Zealand drink-driving limit (blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 50 mg/100 ml)."
"Accessorise - Wear Your Seatbelt"