"'Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"Life Is A Great Gift - Wrap it in a Seatbelt for Safe Keeping"
"A Moment of Distraction Can Last Forever"
"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"