"'Buzzed driving is drunk driving'"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"Texting While Driving......Go Together Like.....Winning The Powerball Jackpot Then Losing The Ticket."
"'The problem with drinking and driving is the MOURNING after'"
"'Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways'"