"'If you must drink and drive, drink water'"
"'See Dick drink. See Dick drive. See Dick die. Don't be a Dick'"
"'Texting while driving increases the risk of a crash 23.2 times over unimpaired driving'"
"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble a car, and one nut to scatter it all over the road"
"Buckle Up It's Like A Safety Hug"